: Women


2009
07-02-2009, 09:12 AM
[align=left]If you praise her, she thinks you are lying


If you don't, you are good for nothing


If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp


If you don't, you are not understanding


If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring


If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing


If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy


If you don't, you are a dull boy


If you are jealous, she says it's bad


If you don't, she thinks you do not love her


If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
: !

If you visit another man, you're not putting in 'quality time'
: !

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics


If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction


If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
!

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring


If you talk, she wants you to listen


If you listen, she wants you to talk
!

In short:


So simple, yet so complex


So weak, yet so powerful
,

So confusing, yet so desirable


can't live with them..


can't live without them ...

07-02-2009, 11:40 AM

Hesham
07-02-2009, 11:46 AM
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